10 Signs you might be Impulsive

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1. You buy quinoa to cook for supper without even knowing how to say quinoa.  I know now.  Say it with me, /keen-wa/.

2. You talk with food in your mouth knowing what you have to say can't wait until you swallow.

At least you cover your mouth making the offense slightly less rude.
At least you cover your mouth making the offense slightly less rude.

 

3. You decide to call your mother to check in, but you tap on the Facebook App and find yourself thirty minutes later reading about Adrian Peterson's abusive childhood.

4. You end up buying three wreaths for the front door in a week's time because you forget more than once to measure what will fit between the front door and the screen door, but then again those first two wreaths you bought were so cute and on sale and you had a gift card, so how could you not?.

My three wreaths- Reminds me of The Three Little Bears.  One was too big.  Another one was too big.  And the next one was just right.
My three wreaths- Reminds me of The Three Little Bears. One was too big. Another one was too big. And the next one was just right.

5. You start writing a blog post on impulsivity with only the wreath example in the sauna at Exygon while believing that you may dehydrate......but you have stuff to write so you keep writing.

6. You text your hairdresser hoping that she has an opening in the next thirty minutes because your hair just got bad.

7. You DECIDE you have an anxiety disorder......and THEN you look up the symptoms on webmd.

8. You buy a couple of packages of Oreos because there's a coupon and then forget to use the coupon.

9. You're a channel surfer.

10.You realize on the way to Target that a yellow lampshade would brighten up the living room and that nachos sound good for lunch and you get both while you're out but you forget to get the birthday card that sent you to Target in the first place.

11. You endeavor to have an hour long conversation with your teenage daughter about a healthy body image or the importance of the messages we send on Instagram when she's in the middle of the most dire chapter of her Warriors book (thinking either conversation will do because both are important).

12. You brush your teeth when you go upstairs to get the laundry.

Because clothes and teeth both need to be clean, am I right?
Because clothes and teeth both need to be clean, am I right?

13. You get barbecue sauce at HEB but you don't get anything to put it on.

14. You move the ottoman to sweep under it and end up rearranging the living room.

15. You title your post Ten Signs you might be Impulsive, and then you write fifteen.

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3 thoughts on “10 Signs you might be Impulsive

    1. Kristi Burden

      Post author

      I’m self diagnosed 2/3! I don’t have an orderly bone in my body,……… besides maybe eating the same kind of granola bar every morning for the past few years.

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  1. Kristi Burden

    Post author

    I'm self diagnosed 2/3! I don't have an orderly bone in my body,......... besides maybe eating the same kind of granola bar every morning for the past few years.

    Reply

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